got hammered with friends and went mansion pool hopping at 2 in the morning in our boxers.

Ate shrooms, saw God. You probably had to be there.

I got arrested at Wal-Mart for trying to steal a spider man pc game.


"You Damn fucking kids and your WEIRD hair cuts and your SODOMY, think you know better than everyone!"

Threw a match into a box of Black Cat fireworks while standing in a dry grass field under heavy power lines. Big explosions...oooooh...aaaaah. Small grass fire...okay, start stomping. Big grass fire...not okay, stomp more. Wind picks up...wall of flames...run! Fire burns field, power lines melt, I hide under my bed. Fire department, police, ambulance, power company, blackout for three days during the summer. No air conditioning means hot, angry people fight each other.

tl:dr - I caused neighborhood apocalypse.

Growing up in a household with a mother having undiagnosed psychotic disorder was interesting...

Spill a drop of water, get screamed at. Do anything at all, get screamed at. Physical abuse as I got older, I think that was due to me getting to a point of not reacting to being screamed at, by then (13) I was over 6 foot tall and having her beat on me resulted in me laughing at her, infuriating her further. She did put me in fear of my life a couple times, chasing me down with a shovel once, driving her car at me another time..
Funny thing was, the most uncomfortable times I recall, were christmas and birthdays. Full on psychotic bullshit the days prior, than bam, for a day she was all fake pleasantries and forced smiles. For some reason, that shit scared the crap out of me more than anything.

After an episode when I was an adult, I told her not to contact me until she sought phycological help. She broke down and said she would, but that never came to fruition.

My friend grew up abused and he had a shitty life. No matter what he did wrong the punishment would be a beating from any thing his dad could get his hands on, this included hammers, rocks, cell phones, sticks, and other things. These bearings weren’t just a couple hits and it’s over, the man literally kept going with throwing the objects and hitting him with it until he knew it hurt. This resulted in my friend going to school with bruises, a cut lip, and a missing tooth after it became loose from a punch to the face. He basically couldn’t do anything wrong at all any wrong thing even dropping a slice of bread would anger his father and cause a beating. He was constantly being best, insulted, mentally abused, and tortured i would say.

I TP'd someones house with some friends. The cops came. My friends scattered. I stupidly tried to hide behind a bush. Someone saw my body lying still behind the bush. I guess it looked like I was a dead body. This guy called the cops back because they thought they had stumbled upon a murder scene. After 20 more minutes of lying still, scared because this guy had his headlights trained on me, the cops came and found I was alive after giving me a light kick. They were cool and gave me a ride home.

Used to have such a big crush on Dominik Santorski until i realized how much of a prick his character was .